mere faltu one liner..jinka matlab mujhe bhi nahin pata....can you help me out

1. gareebe ghalib kee muflisi kya kahiye....kee waqt har insaan kee rooh mein shumaar hai

2.whatever happened happened. couldnt have had happened the other way round and cannot be unhappened so let it be happened whatever happened had happened.

3. "i was lost then i went looking and then i got lost again....and when i was lost , believe me i was totally and absolutely hottt"

4. hasrat-e-husn kee aarzoo liyeh ghumta raha bazar mein
ek zindagee mili thee woh bhi na jaane kahan gum ho gayee......

5. gaflat-e-khwaish hai itni kee zindagi kahan gum hai......mein mar bhi jaaun inko paane mein,phir bhi baigirat zinda rehti hai..

6. Insaan ko apne peene kee, khane kee, rehne kee, zinda rehne kee aukaat nahin bhoolna chahiyeh.
Agar jyada peeyega to ulti karta firega,
Agar jyada khayega to pet pakarh kar ghoomtarahega,
Agar upar urehga karke rahega to kharcho ko rota rahega,
Agar zinda aur khush rehne ke liyeh jitna zaroori hai usse jyada lega to use kamzori bana lega....


७। जिंदा रहने के लियेह क्या करू की बिलकुल जिंदा लगु
इंसान तो हुआ करता था, लेकिन अब बिलकुल इंसान लगु
जब सोयु तो सोते हुए बिलकुल नाशुक्रा लगु
आईना जब भी देखू तो बिलकुल बेफिक्रा लगु

8) kyon hosh sambhalu maalik, nashe mein to sab nazar aate hai

9)faasle kuch is tarah se kum hote rahe humhare darmiyaan kee....... aatee jaatee bus saans sunaaiyee dene lagee....

10) The Profiles are lovely, bright and show-off,

But I still have friends to add and keep,

And miles to go before I log off,

And miles to go before I log off

-----------------------Robert Frost Facebook.................

11)just realised few days back...my career doesnt have graph....

it only have bounces........

12)when there is a wills...there is a way......

and where there is a way ...there is always a chai kee dukaan...
Go for it.....

13)Three Greatest Kings of all time....

Smo-King
Drin-King
Fuc-King
....
what you were thinking before.....

14)beauty is in the eyes of beholder and when you kiss you close your eyes...so it doesnt really matter whom you are kissing.....just keep kissing

15)why a men wearing a watch is never called a watchmen.............
and your watchmen never wears a watch....................

16)A humble request to Dear 2011,

You better be a good as***** year. 2010 really sucked.
& since were all dying in 2012, you better rockk !

Please, Please ,Please otherwise.......f********** off...........

17) Everyday begins with History..........
On road becomes geography...........
In office becomes chemistry...........
In Evening becomes sociology...........
In Night becomes biology..............
and then ................it repeats again........

18)getting centi-mental about nothing...or kilo--mental about everything......

19) zindagee tu hee bata tujhe pyaar kab karu......

teri har ek shaam mujhe rula sa deti hai.................

har aahat par laga kiyeh kee tu hai aayee

teri har ummeed mujhe jhootla sa deti hai...

20) to live happy........"dont tell anyone when you are successful.....and dont leave anyone when you are not............"

21) getting lost in trying not to get lost in what i was trying to do ...however fate doesnt seems to get lost without a sense of irony in it........................

22)Sometimes Its Better to be Bitter...Atleast you dont get surrounded by Ants who eats you up to the very core of you and you keep on thinking that you have a huge fan following....................

Wow what an idea sirjee............