mere faltu one liner..jinka matlab mujhe bhi nahin pata....can you help me out

1. gareebe ghalib kee muflisi kya kahiye....kee waqt har insaan kee rooh mein shumaar hai

2.whatever happened happened. couldnt have had happened the other way round and cannot be unhappened so let it be happened whatever happened had happened.

3. "i was lost then i went looking and then i got lost again....and when i was lost , believe me i was totally and absolutely hottt"

4. hasrat-e-husn kee aarzoo liyeh ghumta raha bazar mein
ek zindagee mili thee woh bhi na jaane kahan gum ho gayee......

5. gaflat-e-khwaish hai itni kee zindagi kahan gum hai......mein mar bhi jaaun inko paane mein,phir bhi baigirat zinda rehti hai..

6. Insaan ko apne peene kee, khane kee, rehne kee, zinda rehne kee aukaat nahin bhoolna chahiyeh.
Agar jyada peeyega to ulti karta firega,
Agar jyada khayega to pet pakarh kar ghoomtarahega,
Agar upar urehga karke rahega to kharcho ko rota rahega,
Agar zinda aur khush rehne ke liyeh jitna zaroori hai usse jyada lega to use kamzori bana lega....


७। जिंदा रहने के लियेह क्या करू की बिलकुल जिंदा लगु
इंसान तो हुआ करता था, लेकिन अब बिलकुल इंसान लगु
जब सोयु तो सोते हुए बिलकुल नाशुक्रा लगु
आईना जब भी देखू तो बिलकुल बेफिक्रा लगु

8) kyon hosh sambhalu maalik, nashe mein to sab nazar aate hai

9)faasle kuch is tarah se kum hote rahe humhare darmiyaan kee....... aatee jaatee bus saans sunaaiyee dene lagee....

10) The Profiles are lovely, bright and show-off,

But I still have friends to add and keep,

And miles to go before I log off,

And miles to go before I log off

-----------------------Robert Frost Facebook.................

11)just realised few days back...my career doesnt have graph....

it only have bounces........

12)when there is a wills...there is a way......

and where there is a way ...there is always a chai kee dukaan...
Go for it.....

13)Three Greatest Kings of all time....

Smo-King
Drin-King
Fuc-King
....
what you were thinking before.....

14)beauty is in the eyes of beholder and when you kiss you close your eyes...so it doesnt really matter whom you are kissing.....just keep kissing

15)why a men wearing a watch is never called a watchmen.............
and your watchmen never wears a watch....................

16)A humble request to Dear 2011,

You better be a good as***** year. 2010 really sucked.
& since were all dying in 2012, you better rockk !

Please, Please ,Please otherwise.......f********** off...........

17) Everyday begins with History..........
On road becomes geography...........
In office becomes chemistry...........
In Evening becomes sociology...........
In Night becomes biology..............
and then ................it repeats again........

18)getting centi-mental about nothing...or kilo--mental about everything......

19) zindagee tu hee bata tujhe pyaar kab karu......

teri har ek shaam mujhe rula sa deti hai.................

har aahat par laga kiyeh kee tu hai aayee

teri har ummeed mujhe jhootla sa deti hai...

20) to live happy........"dont tell anyone when you are successful.....and dont leave anyone when you are not............"

21) getting lost in trying not to get lost in what i was trying to do ...however fate doesnt seems to get lost without a sense of irony in it........................

22)Sometimes Its Better to be Bitter...Atleast you dont get surrounded by Ants who eats you up to the very core of you and you keep on thinking that you have a huge fan following....................

Wow what an idea sirjee............

The Retreat...............

Sometimes there are times of your time in which you have no time for your personal time. The only time which you have by yourself is the one which you have it on your wrist i.e. nothing but the time piece. I still remembered when one asked me why instead of having so exclusive collections why not wear them( actually I want to tell you I used to have a soft corner for watches so collected many and disposed all except one which I bought with my first salary). Anyways when I was asked or rather forced upon the fact that I have to come on time and for it I have to wear a watch, then I replied to that gentlemen that I don’t believe in irony of life. Then he asked me to elaborate more into it so I said in hindi that hum sub waqt ko apne haath mein lekar ghoomte hai magar kismet ka majaaq dekhiye kee waqt kisi ke haath mein nahin aata (we all roam in this world by taking time in hand-wearing wrist watch, but the irony of fate seems like that no one is able to get at its disposal). So that was my bushido to him or rather I never interfere into others life and when attacked by some tom dick and harry then I prefer hitting them very hard otherwise these kind of people start taking you for a ride and granted that yes I am your guardian into this world.
Anyways I think that I am diverting from the topic. So I was saying in this world full of time for everything else but to ourself I decided to become an outcast and turn around by 180 degree. Now I had decided not to have time for everything else but myself. So I was thinking about sort of revisiting my life, who was I and what kind of life I used to live when I was growing up and what kind of people I was surrounded with. May be I am doing it now so at later stage when I will be old and useless but nothing to look back in your life, may be at that time it will come handy to me. So and for many other reasons I decided to write about my revisits….may be random events but which had extremely important part of my life.
So form now onwards I will be retreating and reclaiming back the territories which I have left after I had won them. And I think we men are like that only we love to capture new and newer boundaries but we never know how to rule them. Similarly our life is also like that we keep on moving ahead with our quest for horizon that we never cared what we have left behind and we should be able to rule them not just keep winning. The one lesson which I had learned from history Akbar and Ashoka. For them winning is less important to ruling similarly in life knowing your roots is more important than just rising up and up and sky is the limit etc etc. So I am now more interested in knowing more and more about myself rather knowing about the world and others.
Oh yes by the way in this retreat first and foremost will be coming my romantic part of my kingdom, reason it is still very fresh in my mind and that’s my first choice.
So now the episode about the girls in my life apart from my family.

finally i didnt made it

well now finally i had fallen into dilemma as to what should i write here. should i write what i am going through or should i write what exactly had happened in the past 2 years since when i had deserted you guys or shall i write what is my new passion or shall i just leave it like that.
i was always confused when it comes to my career choices or something else but writing here was the only determined thing i ever had, but now i guess that too is gone. now i have since i had fallen and nothing remains here so there is point in continuing what exactly i should be doing..
well you guys have to give me few days of time at least to figure it out what exactly had happened and why i was consumed with other useless things.....till then you can go anywhere you like.
in case if i dont see you then good morning good afternoon good evening and good night....nice dialogue haina...

another innovation from the house of tedhu.....

How to drink wine when you dont have a wine opener......

Step 1: dispose off your wine opener and purchase a corked wine........

Step 2: curse yourself hundred times for behaving such an ass.

Step3: try to take out with everything you can......

step4: push the cork inside the bottle]

step5: refer to the pictures down below.....

life and love isnt about travelling but .........

well finally i managed to get someone married to a nice person.....and now i can roam freely in this world.....but do i ...do i actually yearned for this freedom...that i wanted to be free....

do we realise that throughout our life we always look for the other side which is shinning more bright than our side....oh yes i forgot not to sound like a grandfather..

finally i decided to be reborn again and once in a blue moon i will start writing again to my blog....so here i am...by the way dont assume that i am gonna be regular now as we all can start things easily but how many of us do actually have perseverance and patience. atleast i dont have and i cant..(i am formally announcing it). i cant play test matches... for me life is like a one day and every other uncommited girl is like FANTA(F**k And Never Touch Again) or like Thumsup taste yuck when fizz is out....since i am a bachelor still so i have full rights to think like this....

by the way i think i should tell you each time what prompted me every time to write here as i am a very lazy fellow....
well its almost one year since i have written anything about myself....so there must be something worhtwhile happened to me atleast in a whole year.....well if not then i think i should jump from 10th floor.
well to be very honest...in this one year some leaves in my life have fallen to the ground i.e. some mirage which i think was my dreams have come to their destiny which is like shattered...and some mirage which i was always ignoring all the time had become my dream, or to be precise the reality to be realised when planned...
all these craps must be making no sense to you at all but for me they are like the roads on which i have progressed never to look back.....( sounds good na)
i think life has taken ,.......hey by the way who am i and why am i writing so much big about hwo life is and what you should do if you were me and what you should not to do to avoid mistakes which i have commited.....and why we all keep looking scared and petrified to start .....well life is very simple and enjoy and have fun....
well forget about all the marketing, advertising and conditioning which we are exposed to since we were born...be something...do something...blah blah....and throughout our life we just focus on how to reach at the top and what to do next....and miss the beauty of life....which is enjoying in every moment....
you know guys i used to think about doing something worthwhile to the society to the nation blah blah...well i am not condemning the idea of it...
but personally i m not into buying this...well now for me life is like touring not travelling....
well do we know the difference between touring and travelling.....well in travelling you just focus on the starting point and the end point....and we are so much focused on it that we remember just one thing...how to reach there.....
and touring is you dont have an end point. what you always have is a starting point and...on and on......

oh yes the person which i have mentioned in the starting she was my first love and finally after 19 years of loving her she finally married me....no no life isnt a fairy tale....well she married someone else whom she loved.....well guys do you know i still love her very much...and that does not make any difference to me....becuase for me loving someone is not necessarily concluding to marrying someone.....now i love the uncertainities of life....
anyways its good for me also...because had she married me then my life would be like starting from my childhood and ends with marrying her...and thats what my love had travelled..,.but now my love is open for touring.....starting from a point and ending.....i guess nowhere.....................